Pierce Beats A Pap, Then Beats The Rap

The old 007, Pierce Brosnan, has been cleared of any charges by Los Angeles County prosecutors. He allegedly sucker punched a photographer last month in Malibu. Let me guess, the prosecutors have big James Bond fantasies and they really love Pierce’s dapper accent. How could they possibly charge someone with an English accent (okay, he’s actually Irish, but we bet you didn’t know that). Ah, to be a celebrity. One can get away with so much. Keep in mind ladies and gents that this is a battery charge he was going to have to face. That’s pretty serious stuff. And Pierce not being charged by the prosecutors mean that they took his word over the punched photog. I say he at least call the dude and apologize for bopping him in the head, and then maybe buy him a drink (martinis prefered, of course). Just an idea.

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