Archive for November, 2007
Vanessa Hudgens: Head Of State?
Friday, November 30th, 2007
Vanessa Hudgens received some next level security yesterday by the Westfield Mall’s best. Mall security went ape over Vanessa for some reason, doing their best to keep the paparrazzi from getting a shot. Look at the guy in the last picture, the guy wearing the suit, he’s got a security badge on his belt, that should mean he’s a little smarter than the other guys in white shirts. Doesn’t this seem like a waste of security allocations? I’d hate to see someone lose their job over this, but this guys should lose his job!
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
Yes, I’m making references to The Sound of Music, which makes absolutely no sense when intertwined with Lauren Conrad and company, but whatever. The Hills, that uber-popular “reality” show on MTV is going to have its grand finale on December 10. Who saw the last episode with Spencer’s sister confronting Lauren and Audrina finally dumping Justin Bobby? Justin Bobby…seriously amusing. Yes, one’s IQ score might dip a little upon finishing an episode of this show, but it’s so darn addicting! It really is. And there are tons of folks out there who are closet Hills fans, as I was one of them just last year. But seriously, can Heidi and Lauren just make up? Poor Heidi (and I never thought I’d utter such words) just wants her BFF back. She really does. You can tell she’d rather plan her wedding with Lauren than Spencer’s crazy sister. Although Spencer’s crazy sister is quite comical and shows her loyalty even when it’s unnecessary. That’s what family’s for. The Hills are on every Monday night on MTV. Check your local listings for exact time and don’t forget to watch the finale.
BFFs Should Always Carry Your Posters
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
The title will make more sense when you look at the other pictures we’ve gathered for your viewing pleasure below. We caught up with Lindsay and gal pal Samantha Ronson as they exited an undisclosed Beverly Hills home last night. As is always the case, Samantha was carrying a large promo poster of LiLo’s movie, Herbie: Fully Loaded, except it’s in Japanese. She strategically placed it in front of her, as to announce that she support her friend’s movies in the Japanese market, even when they’re already on DVD. That, ladies and gents, is a true friend. So, for Christmas (or whatever your family celebrates during the holidays), I suggest you make large posters of a favorite picture of yourself and give them out to your loved ones. When you hang out with said loved ones, they too can do what Samantha is doing for Lindsay, and hold your poster up with pride. Don’t ever say we don’t give you the best holiday tips here at JFX Online. You are very welcome.
Billy Bob Shows Us His Eagle Eye
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
Okay, he really doesn’t have an eagle eye, but if there was anyone in Hollywood who would have an eagle eye, it would be him. Yes, we stand by that comment. Actually, we caught Angelina’s ex filming Eagle Eye at LAX, which also stars none other than young phenom Shia LaBeouf. Billy Bob still grabs headlines, probably because he has that mysterious demeanor about him. There has to be a reason Angelina gravitated to him, right? He’s like that weirdly sexy older man chicks enjoy liking. That made absolutely no sense, but I gather you know what I’m talking about. Plus, the man is a great actor. He did get an Oscar for his portrayal of Karl Childers in Sling Blade. Since the movie is almost 10 years old, there may be some younger fans who are not familiar with this classic, but it’s worth a rental from NetFlix or Blockbuster. Anyway, we have more pics of the great Billy Bob coming at you.
Do You Want Ozzy Osbourne’s Tea Set?
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
If the answer to that question is yes and you’ve always dreamt of drinking out of Ozzy’s tea cups or Kelly’s favorite mug, then you’re in luck. Just in time for the holidays, too! Our favorite rock ‘n roll family, the Osbournes, are having an estate sale. For those wondering what an estate sale is, it’s basically a garage sale for rich people. They get auctioneers involved and stuff like that. There’s a public exhibition today, but there’s also a live webcast of the auction Friday and Saturday on www.auctionnetwork.com. Proceeds from the estate sale will go to the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Program at Cedar Sinai Medical Center, which rocks. Check out the auction and maybe you’ll get lucky with some matching towels or one of Jack’s old pipes. Ha - we’re kidding. The auction’s for a good cause, so it definitely is worth a look over. Hope they make lots of money for the cancer program! And damn it, I miss the Osbournes on TV!
