Comments on: PETA vs. The Olsen Twins http://www.jfxonline.com/2007/12/11/peta-vs-the-olsen-twins/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:56:09 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: L0RDX3NU http://www.jfxonline.com/2007/12/11/peta-vs-the-olsen-twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1042 L0RDX3NU Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:29:30 +0000 http://www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2007/12/11/peta-vs-the-olsen-twins/#comment-1042 lol Trollsen twins. PETA is so lame. I'm still waiting on my vegan starter-kit they were apparently all too happy to send me. I guess I'm on their list of "carnivores pretending to be vegetarians" and I'm cut from the mailing list, or the Canadian government didn't want their filthy propaganda finding it's way across the border. Like, as a galactic supreme overlord, I'm used to a protein rich diet, as I've been consuming the bodies of living creatures around the universe. (Souls are the stringy chewy parts of living creatures, so I ditch them in volcanos on Earth and bury them with Hydrogen bombs) Obviously plants are not living creatures with souls, so it's okay to eat them, but PETA won't help educate me on what I'm doing wrong to stay on course to becoming a life long vegan. I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to be a vegan, that would be total awesomeness and confusing to everyone in the world. Or he needs to do it as a publicly visible challenge, and see how long he can hold out without eating meat, even if he has like PETA chefs and nutritionists working on a custom diet for him. lol Trollsen twins. PETA is so lame. I’m still waiting on my vegan starter-kit they were apparently all too happy to send me. I guess I’m on their list of “carnivores pretending to be vegetarians” and I’m cut from the mailing list, or the Canadian government didn’t want their filthy propaganda finding it’s way across the border.

Like, as a galactic supreme overlord, I’m used to a protein rich diet, as I’ve been consuming the bodies of living creatures around the universe. (Souls are the stringy chewy parts of living creatures, so I ditch them in volcanos on Earth and bury them with Hydrogen bombs) Obviously plants are not living creatures with souls, so it’s okay to eat them, but PETA won’t help educate me on what I’m doing wrong to stay on course to becoming a life long vegan.

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to be a vegan, that would be total awesomeness and confusing to everyone in the world. Or he needs to do it as a publicly visible challenge, and see how long he can hold out without eating meat, even if he has like PETA chefs and nutritionists working on a custom diet for him.

]]> By: JFX Online » Blog Archive » Eva Longoria… Parker Loves Fur. Hates Peta? http://www.jfxonline.com/2007/12/11/peta-vs-the-olsen-twins/comment-page-1/#comment-1024 JFX Online » Blog Archive » Eva Longoria… Parker Loves Fur. Hates Peta? Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:22:48 +0000 http://www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2007/12/11/peta-vs-the-olsen-twins/#comment-1024 [...] don’t think it’s going to matter much once PETA gets Eva in their sights. Remember when PETA created the monnikers The Trollsen Twins for Mary Kate and Ashley? I can already see what they’ll do to Eva’s name. Probably Eva [...] [...] don’t think it’s going to matter much once PETA gets Eva in their sights. Remember when PETA created the monnikers The Trollsen Twins for Mary Kate and Ashley? I can already see what they’ll do to Eva’s name. Probably Eva [...]

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