The Parkers Are Ready To Battle

Alright, the Parkers are not really gearing up for battle Gladiator-style, but it’s nice imagining Eva Longoria in full fighting gear, isn’t it? Eva and hubby Tony Parker have been fighting back recently against rumors of his infidelity. Alexandra Paressant, a French model, announced last week that she had an affair with Tony in September, which Tony vehemently denied. Just to make sure the rumor goes to its proper burial place, Tony Parker’s lawyer released a statement today warning anyone who makes or spreads the same cheating claims will be dealt with legally. The statement also stated that Tony has never laid eyes on Ms. Paressant, much less have an affair with her. Some might accuse the couple of overreacting, but if it was your marriage on the line, I’m sure you’d do the same (if you had a high-priced lawyer on speed dial, of course). I would just send over hitmen, but that’s just me. Tony’s basically fighting for his marriage and it’s nice that it’s his lawyer that made the announcement and not hers. Since it was he who was accused, he knows he has to handle it. Good times, Eva – you have a grown man! Okay people, let’s just kill all the cheating rumors about the Parkers already and allow the couple to have a great holiday!

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