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Do you see that happy-ass picture of Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker? That’s exactly what it’s going to look like in their household when they get that check for $20 million from X-17. I may be getting ahead of myself, but a story from Huffingtonpost.com is claiming that the French model Parker allegedly had an affair with is a classic fraud. Uh-oh…this doesn’t look peachy-keen for the photo agency. Maybe they shouldn’t have believed the first French accent they heard. I knew there was a reason why Tony Parker so confidently started the lawsuit – he knew he’d be getting a nice little after-Christmas bonus. And the story gets more interesting. Alexandra Paressant, the alleged other woman, targeted another famous athlete before. She claimed Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldinho was her ex-fiancee and she told the French press about their wild and crazy sexual escapades. Ah, the woman sounds troubled and she could probably use a good dose of loony medication. I don’t know whether to feel sorry for her or X-17. Ah, the tangled web we weave, especially when we want to publish an exclusive story. Y’all just bought Eva Longoria a new house in Miami. Maybe they’ll invite you to the housewarming.

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