And They Share Clothes

After a tip from one of our photogs and careful inspection, I realize that photos of Britney and Adnan from last night clearly show the two are cross-dressers. Okay they’re not, but it does look like they traded jackets or something. Adnan can definitely pass for metrosexual and Brit’s had her share of questionable fashion, but those jackets clearly don’t fit either of them. Now you might be wondering what, if any, this has to do with anything substantial. Well, here’s my take. The two are clearly having a good time teasing the public and the media following them. They’re pretending to buy pregnancy tests and are wearing each other’s clothing. They’ve visited churches and met at restaurant parking lots. They’re orchestrating this media circus and having a laugh on us. Or they’ve run out of things to say to each other and have now stooped to wearing each other’s clothes. That probably makes more sense. At any rate, they’re still together. Two and a half weeks and counting? Why, that’s longer than Eddie Murphy’s marriage to Tracey Edmonds. Kidding. More updates for y’al tomorrow, I’m sure.

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