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Amy Smart’s Rated XX

I KNOW YOU’RE COMING HERE TO CHECK OUT AMY SMART AND HER NIPPLE TAPE, YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE REPOSTED PICS HERE.

Update: Lionsgate has asked us (super nicely I might add) to remove the Amy Smart pictures. And to be honest, I was happy to do it. I was feeling kinda dirty about posting them to begin with!

I also have to make a few corrections from my previous post.

First, the first Crank movie did pretty well making $44 million worldwide, according to Box Office Mojo, with a budget of only $12 million. I’ll let you do the math there. So it’s likely the movie has a much higher budget than I might have been led you to believe. Apologies.

Second, the first Crank movie was shot in the same manner as the second one is being shot, on video. Having said that, the camera that director Mark Neveldine is actually shooting with is the awesome Red One camera, which is much more awesome than mine. Apologies.

Lastly, I just rented the first Crank movie, which I’ll be watching later today to see what the hoopla is all about and see for myself the benefit of rollerblading videographers, which I’m told is how they got much of the cool shots in the first Crank movie done.

In conclusion, Amy Smart is hot. I know this. You know this. So I’m sure many of you will be upset to see we pulled the images. But like I always say, Never underestimate the power of a polite request. And I’m looking at you Paramount.

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Get it? Rated XX. Pretty clever huh? Not so much? Well, it sounded clever to me but I may just be delusional after almost sweating to death sitting in my car all day to get these pictures for you, so be grateful! It was almost 100 degrees today! Anyway, Crank 2 has begun ‘filming’ today and I use the word ‘filming’ loosely considering they’re capturing this thing on hand held video cameras. I’m not sure what the budget is on this movie is but the camera man was actually rolling around on roller blades taping one of the stunt shots! No, I’m not kidding. I got some video of this stuff too so check back later. At one point, I almost felt like asking the crew if they wanted to borrow my video camera because my camera was probably a bit nicer than the one they were using. No, I’m not kidding. Enjoy more of our girl Amy below. I’ll have more stuff for you later but be warned, this might spoil the movie for you.

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Check out the pic below! How do you get this job? What will it say on the credits of this movie for this guy? Is there a union I have to join to get a gig like this? How do you put this on your resume? So many questions.

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Then there’s the cop below. Do you think he’ll tell his wife the truth when she asks him what he did today? ‘Yeah baby, I had a topless Amy Smart jump on my back over and over again all day.’ Oh yeah, that’s Jason Statham being Rodney King’d on the bottom of that dog pile.

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And one more just because.

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Author: Ronnie

12 Replies to “Amy Smart’s Rated XX”

  1. doc1955 Says:

    A and B sized cups do nothing for me.

  2. Brothers5 Says:

    Nice x’s.

  3. crimsonhandhiro Says:

    sounds like doc has the first symptoms of a common disease I believe the medical profession calls a case of the gay

  4. Amapola Says:

    I thank God for every girl/women who dont filled up there bosoms!

  5. nosey Says:

    Me too Amapola!!

  6. doc1955 Says:

    Fill’er up please!

    But that’s my personal taste, am I not entitled to that?

    Good pics & thx for sweating it out to get them, i’m just sayin’, I’m not into teeny boobage

  7. Ronnie Says:

    Sorry, had to pull the images. They were kinda lowering the standard of JFX. Or am I alone on this one? Anyhow, Liongate may supply us with an official image soon, so keep an eye out for that.

    Doc, you are entitled to your tastes but I find that as I get older, if I can continue to converse with a woman after 5 minutes, I’ll be into whatever size she is.

  8. Brothers5 Says:

    This makes me want to see the movie now.
    Lionsgate, say “thank you” to JFX.

  9. doc1955 Says:

    Ronnie, the older I get, I find that 5-minute conversations are 4 minutes too long.

  10. Ronnie Says:

    Touché, Doc.

  11. gigi Says:

    after reading the other thread docs comments here do not make sense if he had a sex change.

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