Learning To Love Traffic School

Why is Nicole Richie looking so happy entering traffic school today? Well, because she laced her coffee with some Bailey’s. Just kidding, of course. Hello, she just gave birth and you can’t have liquor when you’re breast feeding. Okay, that was TMI. Anyway, Nicole had a big smile today, which is quite a change from her normal stoic look. Maybe her bodyguard told her a really good joke. I wonder if they even talk to each other inside the car. Yes, I wondered that for a whole half a second today. And now I’m over it. Well, maybe Ms. Nicole is happy because this is her last day of traffic school. Sure hope so, Nic. With all the traffic school you’ve been taking, I’m sure you can probably apply to be a California Highway Patrol officer by now. And I’m sure she’ll have the right accessories for the uniforms.

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