Bro Knows

Yes, that’s Madonna. I had to take a second look, too, because she looks different in this photo. Actually, she looks different all the time, so scratch that. Word on the street (or Associated Press) is Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, is going to be writing an authorized memoir on his famous sister. Oooh, I can only imagine the wrath of Madonna. I bet she bullied her brother when he was little, so this is his way of taxing revenge. The book, tentatively titled “Life With My Sister Madonna” will be released in mid-July. Madonna’s rep didn’t have any comments regarding the book, but also stated that Madonna hasn’t cooperated with any biography about her. She also told AP that Madonna and Christopher are no longer close. See, I told you this all about that time Madge gave Chris a wedgie in front of all his friends. He’s still not over it. Granted, she did it when they were in their mid-20s, but that’s another story.

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