Update: Anne’s Ex Arrested

Update: Bails’ been set for $21 million for Rafaello. Dude, $21 million! He needs that much money just to get out of the slammer. If he comes up with the moolah, he will be required to do house arrest. Just in the nick of time, Anne. Just in the nick of time. Thank goodness you got out of that relationship!

She definitely got out of the relationship on time. Usmagazine.com is reporting (via Associated Press) that Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend, businessman Rafaello Follieri, has been arrested on charges of wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering. Oh, my. Rafello is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican so he could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the U.S. at a discount to fair market value. Yes, that would definitely get you arrested. Anne reportedly broke up with Rafaello because she didn’t want his legal woes to hurt her career. Um, I think she broke up with him because she realized that he might be…gasp…a liar. It all boils down to that, right? He lied. If he can lie about being the CFO for the Vatican (the Vatican!), then I’m sure she realized that he can probably lie to her. Thank your lucky stars for single-dom, Anne, and keep your head up!

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