Oh, No She Dinnnnn’t

That’s totally what Eva Longoria looks like she’s saying to whomever she was talking to yesterday on the set of Desperate Housewives in North Hollywood. Neck roll and everything. With the new hairdo, the hoop earrings and the outgrown roots, she’s supposed to look like a regular, tired mommy of two (what Gaby ended up being on the show). Instead, she looks like one of my old chola girlfriends from high school who ran out of Wet ‘n Wild liquid eyeliner (gotta’ be liquid) and Aqua Net (super extra hold). And that’s not a muffin top forming on Eva’s little belly. The bulge is supposed to be part of a body suit. Mrs. Parker did admit she gained a few pounds over the break for Gaby’s new story lines, but she still needed help looking fat. Oye, what a curse! And since I am now very saddened by Eva’s fat-suit curse, I will delve into my 99 cent Mc Donald’s double cheeseburger in her honor. You, meanwhile, can check out more pics of Eva looking homegirl-icious after the jump. Enjoy.

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