UPDATE: Clay and Lindsay Come Out????

UPDATE: See, this is how you do it. Take a lesson from Clay Aiken Lindsay. In the new issue of People magazine, Clay Aiken finally admits that he’s gay. After years of keeping the world wondering, Clay is out. Of course Clay may lose a few fans but he’ll gain a whole bunch as well so it should all even out. Now Clay just became a lot more interesting.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went on nationally syndicated radio show ‘Love Line’ last night to talk about DJ AM and Travis Barker because, well why wouldn’t they? I mean, an NTSB spokeperson or someone actually relevant to AM and Travis couldn’t be reached? Anyway, I’m not hear to make fun of Lindsay or Samantha for trying to take advantage of a tragedy, I’m here to make fun of how everyone seems to be thinking Lindsay has finally come out of the closet. At one point, Love Line host Stryker tries to lure Lindsay into confirming her relationship with Samantha by downplaying it into how long they’ve been going out. To her credit, Lindsay laughs off Stryker’s rather feeble and obvious attempt to out her and she finally answers, “long… a very long time.” Well, yeah, OK, I guess. It’s weak but still, Lindsay has yet to take full advantage of our waning curiosity in her and Samantha’s relationship, so we’ve still got a ways to go before she truly comes out. One way or another, once we fully know the details, Lindsay will become boring pretty quick.

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