Tom’s Still Healthy Even If His Career Isn’t

Reports of Tom Cruise’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Greatly. It seems that a less-than-reliable online source reported that Cruise fell to his death from the Kauri Cliffs in New Zealand while shooting there yesterday. Except he wasn’t in New Zealand and according to his publicist, hasn’t even been there lately. The story actually came from a website called fakeawish.com that lets you make up your own bogus celebrity story from several choices. Kinda like some of the tabloids do all the time. So while Tom’s career may be on life support, he’s alive and well and should be around for several more bad films.

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