A-Rod Admits To ‘Roids

In a revealing interview with ESPN, Yankee slugger and sometime Madonna flame Alex Rodriguez has admitted to using steroids during his tenure with the Texas Rangers, starting in 2001.

“When I arrived in Texas in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day.

“Back then, [baseball] was a different culture. It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive. And I wanted to prove to everyone that I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time.

“I did take a banned substance. And for that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful.”

We’re sure he is but seriously doubt he’ll get off that easily.

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