Sienna’s “At War” With Women

You know that chick in high school who poached all the other girls’ BFs, then wondered why they hated her guts? Ever wonder what happened to her? Well, she grew up to be Sienna Miller.

After finally noticing she had no female friends, Sienna groused to the London Mirror, “I’ve been at war, without a doubt. I’ve really experienced the judgment of women in the past year. We say we want to be equal, but men don’t sit around bitching at each other. There’s no sisterhood.”

Oh gee, wonder why? Maybe because you’re a homewrecker? Because you’ve been having a public affair with a married man who has kids at home? Could that be it? She should consider herself lucky that “judging” is all they’re doing. If this was still high shcool, they’d be dragging her out behind the gym and beating the crap out of her.

Get used to it, Sienna. Other women won’t be inviting you over to the house for dinner when you’re likely to drag their husbands upstairs between the dessert and coffee.

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