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PETA Picks Worst-Dressed For 2009

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PETA is at it again, using famous names to get attention for their already over-hyped “cause.” They’ve named their Worst-Dressed Celebrities of 2009, and the six “winners” are Madonna, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kanye West, Elizabeth Hurley and PETA’s favorite objects of scorn, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Stealing their material from Mr. Blackwell, PETA said of the Material Matron, “When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984. We know that she’s on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn’t make you a cougar.”

As usual, their worst barbs were saved for the Olsens. “Since fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls.”

Ouch! So when they’re not ragging on celebs, what does PETA actually do for animals? Their silly campaign to stop us from eating fish by naming them “Sea Kittens” just made me think, “Yum! Kittens of the Sea.”

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