New Digs For Madonna

After a long search, Madonna has finally found a home worthy of her—a $38 million townhouse on the upper East Side of NYC. The NY Daily News reports the Material Matron is movin’ on up from her Central Park West crib.

Why the move? A source tattled, “Her current building is, frankly, beneath her. But she can’t get past the co-op boards of better buildings.” 

Ouch! So the folks in those “better buildings” think she’s beneath them? Can’t imagine why.

One major selling point for the new pad is a private garage, so Madonna can keep her comings and goings hush-hush—until she notifies the press herself.

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