Will Heidi Strip For Playboy?

Most new brides won’t be getting naked for anyone except their new spouses, but Heidi Montag can’t keep anything private.

E! News reports the media-loving newlywed will celebrate her marriage to Spencer Pratt by appearing on the July/August cover of Playboy magazine. Sources claim “The Hills” star will keep her naughty bits discreetly covered on the accompanying layout.

I have this horrible vision of Heidi dressed (barely) in a bridal Halloween costume from Frederick’s of Hollywood. Although dollar bills glued over the offending areas would be more appropriate.

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