Jessica Lands Vanity Fair Cover

She’s failed at practically every career she’s tried—so why on earth is Jessica Simpson on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair?

The story inside certainly doesn’t contain any revelations, as Jess says fascinating stuff like, “I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.”

If he’s doing such a “good job,” why did her career peak about five years ago? Maybe because, as the writer of the story says, “As an actress, she’s slightly less skillful than the actress who replaced Suzanne Somers on Three’s Company.” Ouch!

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