Megan Likes Real Men

“Transformers” sexpot Megan Fox turns a mere 23 this month, but she finds guys her own age way too immature for her jaded tastes.

Fox told Elle, “I’ve lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I’m so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don’t like them or trust them.” Singled out for her disdain were teen heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron. “[Robert] and Zac — they’re just too pretty, with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke.”

Bet there are plenty of girls her age (and younger) who’d like to be in on the “joke!”

Popularity: 2% [?]