Is Mel’s Mistress Pregnant?

What’s worse than finding out your dad’s dumped your mom after nearly 30 years? Finding out he’s knocked up his mistress.

According to the National Enquirer, Mel Gibson has broken the news to his brood of kids that GF Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant with his child—and additional heir to his humongous fortune. Predictably, the older Gibsons are not happy about the blessed event. The superstar’s two oldest boys by wife Robyn, 26-year-old twins Edward and Christian, are planning to hire an attorney to protect their interests.

Who can blame them? Middle-aged men have a nasty habit of forgetting about their older kids after they’ve begun to sire a new batch with their younger trophy wives.

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