Jessica Gets Sacked By Her QB

Poor Jessica Simpson—first her career goes south, now another romance has hit the rocks.

Simpson was planning an adorable “Barbie & Ken” themed party for her 29th birthday Friday, but was left to eat her cake alone when beau Tony Romo dumped her the day before. Gee, couldn’t he have at least waited until Monday? Is he too cheap to buy her a present?

A source told E! News that, “She was caught off guard,” and had been hoping to move into Tony’s Dallas digs in time for the fall football season. Instead, she’s licking her wounds in private with her family, while Tony’s been out carousing with his posse.

Maybe Simpson and her ex Nick Lachey can console each other, since he’s single again, too. They can’t mess things up any worse than they did the first time—can they?

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