Hangin’ With Papa Joe Will Cost Ya

If there’s anyone out there who’s always dreamed of spending an evening with the patriarch of the Jackson clan, here’s your big chance!

For only $3,000, you can purchase a “Platinum VIP” package from Fashion Designer Bian Variani, in collaboration with LVH magazine, Brenden Theatres and Seven&Company. What do you get for three grand?

Hits Daily Double reports this deal includes “private dinner with Mr. Joseph Jackson,” the opportunity to pose for photos, autographed copies of his book, “Joseph Jackson: Man in the Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music” and a screening of “This Is It” in Vegas on Oct. 27. Oh, and they throw in an invite to the opening night party at Palms Casino Resort’s Moon nightclub and a night in the hotel.

Who could resist this fabulous occasion, and the chance to spend time with an icon like Joe Jackson? Yeah, I’m being sarcastic, but you know some wacko Jacko fan with more money than sense will spring for it.

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