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War Of The Teens – Frances Vs. Ali

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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Frances Bean Cobain seems to be taking after her wacky mom Courtney Love, who always seems to find a new target for her wrath. The 17-year-old rock princess has launched a length tirade on Celebrity Twitter against club hopping wild child Ali Lohan, 15. This rant is totally unedited. Unfortunately.

“Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.”

From the looks of her writing, Frances needs to spend more time studying remedial English and grammar. But then, so does her mom. Anger management might help, too.

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Video: Alli Learns From The Best

Friday, April 10th, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan was seen visiting a lawyers office in Century City and it must have gone great because after that, Linds took little sister Alli with her to a Beverly Hills salon. Not to let a potential Lohan life lesson go by, Alli learned a valuable lesson about paparazzi laws.

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Lindsay And Ali Are Stylin’

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali left the Byron Hair Salon on Robertson Blvd. in West Hollywood. CA. Lindsay’s been having her hair done here for quite a while now. Maybe it’s time for her to get a new style to go with her new single status.

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Dina Takes Teen Clubbing

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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Dina Lohan seems determined to start her 15-year-old Ali down the same road as big sis Lindsay. Her idea of a girls’ night out was to take her two daughters to a West Hollywood nightclub.  

MSNBC reports the threesome tried to get into ultra-exclusive nightspot Villa on March 25, and not surprisingly, were turned away because Ali was very underage. Wednesday is the night to be seen  at Villa, and they weren’t taling any chances on losing their liquor license.

Dina pulled out the old reliable “Do you know who I am?” when refused entrance, Yeah, we know who you are. You’re a bad mom whose teen daughter is headed for rehab already.

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Lindsay Sees Her Lawyer

Monday, January 12th, 2009

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On Friday, Lindsay Lohan and kid sis Ali visited a lawyer’s office on Doheny Dr. before heading out to Dr Tea’s in Beverly Hills. Sorry, Linds—those skinny jeans and clunky boots just don’t go together.

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