Archive for the ‘Ashley Olsen’ Category
Prune Face
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
No, I’m not calling Ashley (or Mary Kate) Olsen prune face. That would just be mean. And just in case you were wondering, Ashley’s the top pic and Mary Kate is below. I think. Your guess is as good as mine. Okay, back to prunes. Well, according to OK! magazine and their “source”, the Olsens get their signature grins by saying the word prune before each photo. I tried this technique and although I wasn’t looking in the mirror, I didn’t feel a smile when I said prune. I know what I would get if I ate prunes, though, and it wouldn’t be a smile. But that’s another story. Oh, and to help you tell them apart, the source had this tip - Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. Yeah, I looked at the pictures again and still can’t tell. Oh, well, I’ll try again next time.
Neighbors Don’t Like The Olsens
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
Let’s just pretend there are two of them in this picture. They’re identical, so it works. The NY Post is reporting that the Olsen twins are annoying their West Village neighbors in New York. “The bodyguards in their SUVs are always getting in the way of our alternate-side parking routine,” said one resident of the 100 block on West 13th Street. “You’d think the president was living here.” The twins left another Manhattan apartment at One Morton Square because it was already overly exposed. And from the sound of things, this new address is not going to be too much of a secret, either. Oh, well.
Run, Ashley, Run!
Monday, May 19th, 2008
Ashley Olsen’s friends are a bit worried about her new dude. Well, they’re not officially together, so let’s not the jump the gun. Still, their worries are understandable. Ashley’s been linked to National Treasure actor Justin Bartha recently and folks close to Ash are warning her of his past not-so-gentlemanly behavior. I guess Justin’s basically a douche, according to the NY Post story. A ’source’ close to Justin said that he’s gotten a little psycho-y with his ex-girlfriend . He was reportedly upset over his ex, model Lydia Hearst, being photographed. He got mad because his MODEL girlfriend was being PHOTOGRAPHED too much? Okay then! He was also reportedly very upset when Lydia broke up with him and he even yelled at her at an Oscar party last year after the split. He sounds like such a winner. And now he’s being linked to Ashley, who’s never photographed, by the way. Never. Listen Ash, if your friends don’t like him, there must be something to it. Friends can always tell if the guy you’re dating is an arse way before you can. Take their word for it and run.
Ashley’s Hidden Asset
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
All that couture is hiding your assets, Ashley. Who knew the Olsen twins were giving JLo a run for her money? Our photog caught up with Ashley entering a Beverly Hills office today. I guess even a diet of coffee and water can do wonders. I didn’t know Ashley (and we assume Mary Kate) were so voluptuous. Check out the last picture below. Either Ash has been doing a lot of squats or bootie just runs in the family. Okay, so voluptuous may be stretching it, but at least homegirl’s not looking so stick thin anymore. And there are no more eating disorder stories circling about. Wait, was that Ash or her twin? Hmm, either way, at least the twins are eating.
Where Do They Learn How To Drive?
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
Seriously, where do these lovely young starlets learn how to drive? We already know about the DUI problem, but how about the annoying little things that they shouldn’t be doing during normal business hours? Check out Mary Kate Olsen for example. In the picture above she’s being picked up by her twin, Ashley, after a shopping excursion. Maybe Mary Kate needed to buy something quick at CVS drugstore (doubt it), so Ashley had to do a drive-by to pick her up. Usually, though, shopping drive-by’s involve your driver buddy just waiting at the curb. In this case, though, Ashley decided to take up a whole left lane of a busy street. Interesting. Okay then. They probably figured if Britney can get away with such driving madness, then they can go unnoticed doing this. Hmm, good point. Alright Olsen twins, carry on with what you were doing.
