At least this time nobody claimed she was dead. But early Thursday, someone hacked into the Twitter account of Britney Spears and left bizarre image and messages saying, “I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!” and “I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! —Britney.”

Of course, anyone gullible enough to believe Brit left these really needs to get off mommy’s computer and go back to elementary school. The faux messages were removed a short time later and replaced by another stating, “Britney’s twitter account was just hacked. The situation has been resolved and we apologize for any offense the hacker’s messages caused.” I guess this means we can’t look forward to Britney doing a cover of Motley Crue’s “Shout at the Devil.”

Britney Spears has been working hard for the last year or so, recording a new album and touring steadily. That’s a good thing, since she has some major bills to pay. TMZ reports the pop princess spent $1.32 million on the lawyers who represent her conservatorship.  So that’s what she paid those guys to run her life for seven months?

Brit’s money also paid $280,000 to fight claims regarding Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi and Jon Eardley, including obtaining restraining orders. Who would have guessed being told what to do could be so expensive?

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick met up at an office in Beverly Hills before leaving together on their way to her Calabasas, CA, home. It’s nice to see Britney laughing!

Jason Trawick got coffee for two at the Corner Bakery in Calabasas, CA, on Saturday. The night before, Trawick enjoyed a romantic dinner with his best girl Britney Spears at Little Door restaurant in West Hollywood.

Britney Spears took sons Jayden James and Sean Preston to see “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” at the Edwards Theater in Calabasas, CA. The pop star mom is enjoying some quality time with the tots before the “Circus” tour takes her to Perth, Australia, in November.

Britney Spears and agent/beau Jason Trawick were spotted going to an office building in Beverly Hills. Hey Britney, let Jason drive if you need to change clothes!

Britney Spears has scored a “1” with her new single, “3!” The sexy song will debut at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 tomorrow, after racking up 255,000 downloads in its first week out. The threesome-themed “3” will be on Brit’s new set of hits, “The Singles Collection,” coming out November 24. This makes the pop princess the first artist to debut at #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 in over three years. Congrats, Britney!

Britney Spears gassed up her car in Hollywood, then headed to the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA. Brit seems to be enjoying her break from the long “Circus” tour.

Britney Spears went along for the ride as her manager and sometime beau Jason Trawick picked up food in Calabasas, CA. Put that phone down, Jason! That’s illegal in California!

Britney Spears seems to be having a great time relaxing after her long “Circus” tour. The singer was spotted buying a birdcage and a yellow parakeet at California Pet Center in Calabasas, CA. Wonder what her boys will name their new pet?

It looks like Britney Spears has become quite the smart shopper! For the second day this week, the pop star mom took a shopping trip to her local Target in Calabasas, CA. Brit looked casually cool in a flowered top, Daisy Dukes and Ugg boots.

While it may or may not take a village to raise a child, it took several employees of Ralphs Supermarket in Calabasas, CA, to help Britney Spears get her family’s groceries out to her car. Gotta keep those young’uns fed!

Now we know what a bikini-clad Britney Spears was doing by the pool at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey earlier this month. In a new promo for MTV’s Video Music Awards, Britney and host Russell Brand get inside each other’s heads.

The singer muses, “I wonder if he’ll invite me. I mean, I can obviously get an invite, but it would be nice for Russell to invite me personally, now that we’re friends and all.” Brand wonders if he offended her last year, since—let’s face it—he offended practically everybody. The two go back and forth until Brand tries to send the message that’s really in his head.  “Britney, this is the voice of your mind. Go to Russell’s hotel room and abandon yourself. Give yourself to him, Britney. Sleep with Russell!”

The Video Music Awards air live from New York City on September 13.

Adnan Ghalib arrived at the at the Van Nuys Courthouse, where he pled not guilty to striking a process server with his car.

The former boyfriend of Britney Spears was arraigned Monday for felony assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery, and will be back in court on September 29.

Britney Spears showed off another in her large collection of bikinis as she hit the pool with her boys at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Marina Del Rey, CA. Sean Preston and Jayden James look so cute in their print swim trunks and new haircuts!

CBS announced this morning that Britney Spears will present the Top Ten List on tonight’s “Late Show with David Letterman.” This is Brit’s first visit to the show since a surprise drop-in back in 2006.

The segment was pre-taped, and according to People, Brit delivered the list while wearing a tiny black bikini. So what’s the subject of tonight’s list? Ways things would be different if she were president! “Late Show with David Letterman” airs on CBS at 11:35 pm.

Britney Spears, along with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, enjoyed a Sunday afternoon by the poolside at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey, CA. Brit looks great in her bikini and the kids are adorable with their new summer haircuts, but what’s that strange spot on Jayden’s head?

Britney Spears showed off her dangerous curves in a hot pink bikini at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey, CA.

Britney Spears treated herself to a shopping spree at the posh Vionnet Boutique on Robertson Boulevard in West Hollywood, CA. She looked at dresses and hats, even trying things on backwards. Unfortunately, the singer left the Boutique to find she had picked up a parking ticket.