Archive for the ‘Jason Davis’ Category
Stay Away From The Light ‘Gummi’
Monday, December 31st, 2007
So what do you do when your brother almost chokes to death after trying to do the Icky Shuffle while wearing a moo-moo?

You gloat about your healthy lungs by blowing smoke in your dying brothers face of course! Check out Brandon Davis having a smoke just yards away from his brother Jason ‘Gummi’ Davis after he suffered an asthma attack shortly after practicing a hula dance while on the beach in Maui over the holiday weekend.

Don’t worry, after a quick hit of his inhaler and a drink of water, Jason was ok. Which is fortunate for you because now we can make fun of him for it!

Check out the whole photo essay below!
Jason ‘Gummi’ Davis Beaches Himself
Friday, December 28th, 2007
Seriously, this guy makes it too easy. This is our first post of Jason Davis, brother to Brandon Davis, heirs to some rich dude’s oil money. It’s pictures like this that make me so happy I’m poor. Seriously, if there was a chance that my kids were going to wind up like the Davis brothers, I’d probably become an alcoholic or start doing crack just to make them insecure than to be this arrogant.



















