Archive for the ‘Joe Jonas’ Category
Joe Vs. Taylor - Round Three
Friday, November 14th, 2008
We have yet another example of how teen love rarely leads to eternal happiness. It looks like Joe Jonas has had enough of catty comments by his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift, who not-so-coincidentally has a new album out this week. In the Bros MySpace blog, he wrote:
“I never cheated on a girlfriend. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on.”
Ouch! Maybe he’s, like, just not that into you, ya know?
Taylor Says—Take That, Joe Jonas
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Tsylor Swift is poised to get revenge on her inconsiderate ex Joe Jonas where it hurts—on the charts. Taylor’s new album was released yesterday and is projected to sell 600,000 copies in its debut week. The Jonas Bros’ most recent effort moved 525,000 in its first week. Taylor also won a BMI award last night for her song “Teardrops on My Guitar” and she’s nominated for the CMA Awards tonight. Joe’s new model gf has done—what?
Joe Jonas Has A New Girlfriend
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
As his ticked-off ex Taylor Swift collects awards and promotes her new album, Joe Jonas has moved on to a new squeeze. Joe’s hooked up with 22-year-old model/actress Camilla Belle, who can be seen in the JoBros’ video “Love Bug.” Not that you’ll ever see them together because their keepers want to protect the illusion that the brothers are all “available.”
JoBro Can Expect Swift Retribution
Friday, October 17th, 2008
Maybe Joe Jonas should have been a bit more sensitive than to break up with multi-platinum country singer songwriter Taylor Swift over the phone. The 18-year-old songstress lamented on her blog that she was “sitting in my kitchen…eating Cool Whip. And trying to think of things to do with my free time. Other than talking to my cat and making playlists of sad songs.” But don’t expect this hot blonde babe to be lonely too long. She doesn’t get mad—she gets even. She skewered a past beau in “Should’ve Said No” from her debut album so it’s unlikely Joe will get off easy. I’m expecting a done-her-wrong song that will make Miley’s “7 Things” look like a tender love ballad. When will these JoBros learn not to dump teen singing stars who enjoy taking their pain to the bank?
Jonas Bros. Take A 50’s Turn
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
The Jonas Brothers continued to shoot their video/concert tour footage in Los Angeles over the weekend. Ironically, the 50’s themed shoot leads me to believe that the Brothers may have in fact been born 58 years too late considering their values sorta peaked back in the 50’s and have fallen off a little since then.
