Kevin Federline took GF Victoria Prince along when he went out to a Mac store in Canoga Park, CA to buy himself a fresh battery for his laptop. The couple then headed to Target and bought lots of toys for Kevin’s boys Sean and Jayden before making their last stop at Ralphs supermarket in Northridge, CA, to stock up on groceries.

OK, I’m taking this with a big ol’ shaker of salt, but it’s the next Star cover story, so take it or leave it.

The Star reports that Britney Spears is doin’ the nasty with ex-husband Kevin Federline on breaks from her “Circus” tour. A source says, “It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.”

Not so happy is Kevin’s current GF Victoria, who supposedly “caught him with his hand in the cookie jar.” If it’s true, Brit’s dad and his team probably aren’t real happy, either.

But for what he’s being paid to hang around and do nothing on this tour, Britney might as well be getting her money’s worth.

He’s too out of shape to dance and nobody bought his rap album, so Britney Spears’ ex and babydaddy Kevin Federline has set his sights on a new “career.” In Vegas for the Project trade show, K-Fed told W that he was planning to launch a children’s clothing line, and has spoken with Gerard Guez about a licensing deal.

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans. You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

Something even unemployed dads who live off their ex-wives can afford? Has he really bought his kids True Religion jeans when they’d be just as happy with the ones from Walmart? What’s he going to “design?” Baggy baby pants for junior pimps?

“The Circus” can hit the road now. TMZ reports that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have worked out an agreement which will allow the singer to take their two sons on tour. Jamie Spears and K-Fed have now both signed the document that will give Federline $5,000 a week to allow Jayden James and Sean Preston to follow Britney to the three hubs in New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles which Britney will use to commute back and forth from her tour dates. She’ll also be renting houses in New Jersey and New Orleans for Federline’s use if he chooses to come along.

TMZ also says that Daddy Spears and K-Fed have finalized an agreement that gives Britney the kids three days and nights a week, which will remain in effect after the tour is over. No word on the price tag for that part.

So it’s really about the money. It’s always about the money, isn’t it?

Kevin Federline looks like the kind of guy who enjoys a good meal so it’s not surprising he couldn’t resist the offer of down-home barbecue. People reports that K-Fed dropped by the new home of his ex-wife Britney Spears around noon on Sunday to pick up his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James following their weekend visitation with mom.

Spears family patriarch Jamie invited Federline to stay for a family barbecue. Everyone must have had a good time since he stayed until five p.m., finally heading for home with the boys. 

It’s always nice to see families getting along for the sake of the kids.

While rumors have been floating around that Britney Spears’ ex Kevin Federline would be joining the new season of the hit series “Dancing with the Stars,” his rep has denied them. He told Hollyscoop today that those rumors are just “not true.” A source stated:

“His career isn’t exactly where he wants it to be. Kevin wants to get back into shape and welcomes anyone who can help him.”

Help him get back into shape? Quit drinking beer and run some laps around the block. How’s that for help?

Given his background as a dancer, isn’t he a mite overqualified for “DWTS?” Aren’t they supposed to take celebs with no previous dancing experience and teach them how to shake their booties?

Using his ex-wife’s comeback to get media attention, Britney Spears’ baby daddy Kevin Federline is on the cover of the new People trying to convince us that he’s Father of the Year. He said about getting custody of the boys:

“My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.”

And he tells about the night Britney was taken to the hospital after locking herself in the bathroom with son Jayden:

“That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ‘cause I care about her. That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. I’m definitely rooting for her. There’s nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.”

Of course you do, since she’s your meal ticket.

Kevin Federline’s Mark Vincent Kaplan told E! News today that K-Fed will not be on the next plane to Louisiana to snatch his sons away from Britney Spears despite Jayden’s allergic reaction that sent him to the hospital. 

“I think that whatever it is, a food allergy or some other case, we don’t know yet. We’re pleased that someone was aware enough to see that he was having some sort of reaction and do what was necessary to make sure there were no chances taken and got Jayden to the appropriate facility and got the appropriate evaluation to be timely…We’re not going to jump to conclusions right now.”

Kaplan did hint that the boys’ trip to LA with Brit may be a short one. 

“The kids will be back with Kevin shortly. I don’t know whether it’s today or in the next couple of days.”

Jayden can expect a visit to the pediatrician as soon as he’s back in L.A. with dad.

Britney Spears got quite a scare when her son Jayden James had to be rushed to the emergency room for an allergic reaction to food, but she could be looking at more trouble ahead if her neglect was responsible for the child’s illness. Family laq attorney Lynn Soodik told E! News:

“If she was negligent—for example, he couldn’t eat nuts or shrimp and she fed him that—then Kevin could go in and get an order modifying custody. Perhaps they’ll put a monitor back in or maybe it might be the children can’t be with her without the father around. But then they’ll have to show that she really put them at risk.”

I’m not buying this. If Kevin Federline knew either of the kids had food allergies, wouldn’t he tell Britney’s whole family what to look out for and send an exact list of what they can and can’t eat? Some food allergies can be fatal and I find it hard to believe that any member of this family would endanger a child like that.

The younger of Britney Spears’ two sons, Jayden James Federline, was rushed to the emergency room after suffering from seizures caused by a severe allergic reaction on Sunday. The family was visiting in Kentwood, LA at the time. The child’s father Kevin Ferderline is reported to be on his way to Kentwood from Los Angeles. A source told People magazine:

“He’s doing fine. They kept him overnight.” 

We hope Jayden’s doing OK and will be better soon.

UPDATE: The family has released a statement:

“Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow.”

UPDATE: Jayden has reportedly been released from the hospital.

Kevin Federline paid a Halloween visit to his adorable sons Sean Preston and Jayden James at their Encino pre-school today. Wonder what the kids will be dressed up as for trick-or-treating tonight? They’re just getting old enough to join the fun! Maybe mommy Britney Spears has a special treat waiting for them.

Britney’s house is a little fuller today after sister Jaime Lynn Spears and daughter Maddie flew in yesterday for a visit. Jaime Lynn flew in for an expected birthday party celebration for Britney’s sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, who turn 3 and 2 respectively this week. The above picture is of Kevin Federline leaving Britney’s home with sons Sean and Jayden after visitation with Britney.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s custody battles may have ended a few weeks ago, but it’s Brit who’ll be dealing with the mounting legal bills. According to the Associated Press, the legal bills submitted on behalf of the two law firms who represented Britney in the custody battle total more than $466,000. That amount is on top of the $250,000 in legal fees for Federline that the singer agreed to pay for. The largest bill comes from attorney Stacy D. Phillips, who says in court filings that she is owed nearly $407,000 for four months worth of work. Attorney Laura Wasser, who took over the case in June and negotiated an agreement which allows the singer more time with her young sons, is seeking $60,000. Wasser worked on the case for nearly two months. Any payments between the parties would have to be approved by a Los Angeles court commissioner, but attorneys representing Britney and dad Jamie Spears claimed last week in court that they intend to contest Stacy D. Phillips’ bill.

Our photogs got pictures of Britney Spears, along with her two sons and parents, visiting a powerful Beverly Hills laywer in Bel Air, CA this afternoon. Sources tell us that the family is in the works to get the two boys permission to leave town with Britney to see sister Jamie Lynn and have the boys meet their cousin Maddie Briann. Brit and ex-husband Kevin Federline just settled their custody issues two weeks ago, with Britney getting more visitation time with her kids, but Kevin maintaining sole custody. Let’s hope Brit gets the chance to take her boys to see their new cousin.

Our photogs spotted the ex Mr. Britney Spears heading to a business meeting in Santa Monica yesterday. Maybe the meeting was for Kevin Federline’s upcoming fitness DVD. Yes, fitness DVD. Fox News is reporting that Kevin will be putting out his own workout DVD. “I plan to get back to looking ripped and sexy again — I know I have let it all go but watch me fly this year,” he reportedly told one of Fox’s sources. Hey, he’s gotta’ shake his money-maker, right? I mean, he is a professional dancer, after all. This might be what he’s been meant to do all along. Although, as you will see in all these pics, he might want to cut back on the incessant chain smoking. And this is coming from a smoker, mind you. Just a suggestion, Kevy-Kev. I have tons more pics of the future workout guru after the jump. Enjoy.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reached a custody settlement today. Kevin will retain sole custody of their two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden Jaymes, 1. Britney will keep her visitation rights, which includes two regular visits and one overnight visit per week. Under the settlement, Brit’s visitation rights will also increase as time goes on. “The case has been settled,” Kevin’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, tells People Magazine. “This is the end of a two-year journey.” Meanwhile, in Brit’s camp, attorney Laura Wasser claims that Britney is very happy with the settlement and that the singer did win more custodial time with her sons. And the two boys are actually spending time with their mom this morning, according to Wasser. The court has yet to sign off on the agreement, but Kevin Federline is said to be due in court today. Thank goodness Brit and Kevin settled this and avoided going to trial. The last thing Britney needed was a drawn out court session.

Britney’s ex may have found himself a new job. Actually, the new job may have found him. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kevin Federline has been approached to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection. The deal would reportedly pay the ex-Mr. Spears seven-figures. Seven-figures, Kevin! I think any father of four would take that offer and run with it. “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line,” Chris Stokes, one of the owners of the denim label told the magazine. Kevin, meanwhile, hasn’t finalized anything with the fashion line, as he’s busy with other projects. Hey, unless those other “projects” are offering you a seven-figure deal, I suggest you get your calendar free. I’m sure Britney’s rooting for you, too. She’s probably getting tired of paying for your legal bills.

Update 2: This is great news! According to TMZ, Brit was awarded overnight visitation rights with her sons! Good times! The story also states that Britney’s parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, was in court today to answer questions. I don’t know what the questions were, but from the outcome today, I’m sure Brit’s improvement in the last few months is being acknowledged. More court action on July 15.

Update 1: Britney and Kevin exited the courtroom around 11am this morning. Brit told reporters outside the court that she was “pleased” with the outcome. Kevin, meanwhile, according to Eonline.com, had a smile on his face when he left. Hey, if they’re both smiling then something good must have come out of this session. There will be more info on what happened in court today when they release the hearing’s minute order later on today.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly arrived separately at a Los Angeles court this morning for a custody hearing. Brit’s dad Jamie is also said to be present. People.com is reporting that Britney is trying to change her visitation schedules with her sons. Kevin and Britney have been working (well) together the last couple of months in regards to Brit having some time with Sean Preston and Jayden James. Let’s hope today’s hearing will go smoothly for the pop star, who’s been much improved since her last hospitalization in January. Ronnie and I will post more updates throughout the day as they arrive.

Ladies and gents, Kevin Federline has been named father of the year. No, Redbook Magazine decided to wait until next year to honor him, but Prive nightclub in Las Vegas just couldn’t wait that long. Yes, Prive – a club – is honoring him with a father of the year award. I can already hear the giggles and snickers out there. He will be given the prestigious award on June 13 at the club, where he’ll also be hosting a party. Well, that’s convenient. Kevin was also awarded the same distinguishing honor by Details mag last year. Then again, they also named Larry Birkhead as an honoree, so that was questionable. Prive should just name Papa Jamie Spears father of the year, too. With all the work he’s done with Brit, he definitely deserves a bit of praise. Anyway, congrats Kevin. Maybe next year you’ll be named Hooters’ father of the year. One can dream.

He may tell the courts he needs help paying for his legal fees, but Kevin Federline has no problem spending tons of money during his Vegas trips. Huffingtonpost.com is reporting that Kevin spent $43,000 on Las Vegas hotels, dining and shopping between May 2007 and January 2008. The total includes his infamous $2,000 tip left at Scores strip club and over $3,000 each at Tao nightclub and Hard Rock Beach Club. I definitely believe in tipping well, but his spending habits are outrageous. He’s really living way beyond his means. I know he got used to the good life with Brit, but unless he’s earning the funds, should’t he conserve a bit?