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Lindsay Gets Ripped Off

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

With friends like this, a girl doesn’t need enemies! Linds’ had her holiday vacation spoiled by the news that her longtime best friend and sidekick Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp stole some sketches for her new 6126 clothing line and is using them to launch his own brand.

A source dished to USMagazine, “He is now running off trying to do his own line, and telling people he’s going to fashion market week in NYC on February 18 to debut his line. It’s horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she’s been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn’t want to believe how bad Patrick’s energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her.”

Maybe it’s time for Lindsay to start the new year by cleaning house—starting with “friends” she can’t trust.

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Lindsay Stiffs The Crown Bar

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

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I know Lindsay Lohan’s career isn’t exactly thriving these days, but doesn’t she even have the money to buy her own booze? According to Fox News, the fading starlet spent last Thursday night hanging out at West Hollywood hotspot Crown Bar, and late in the evening, she ordered a bottle of champagne.

When the bill came, Linds tried to get out of paying. A source dished, “Lindsay pointed over at Kellan Lutz and told the waitress just to charge his card.” The bar apparently refused to stick the “Twilight” star with the bill, and Lindsay left in tears. A week later, she still owes for that bottle of bubbly. Why do I suspect she won’t be welcomed back to the Crown Bar with open arms?

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Lindsay’s Mad At Dad

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan is waging war against her sleazy dad after he released one of their private phone conversations to the public. RadarOnline reports Lindsay’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley id pursuing legal action against Michael Lohan. Holley stated she is “exploring all options both civilly, and criminally. We are talking to legal authorities in New York and Los Angeles to determine if any laws were broken. This was a private phone conversation, and if this conversation took place in California then it was a violation of the law.”

Lindsay herself took to her Twitter to diss Daddy, saying “My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.” While Linds is hardly a model of mental stability, having a father who uses you to get his name in the press has to hurt.

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What The Burglar Bunch Got

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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Police have revealed the vast treasure trove that Hollywood Hills bandits stole from the homes of young celebs. The AP reports search warrants show the booty included diamond jewelry, designer shoes, status bags, electronics, guns and drugs which were snatched from the homes of the rich and famous by a gang that has been dubbed “The Burglar Bunch.”

The five perps, aged 18 to 27, raided the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Megan Fox and Rachel Bilson. Hopefully, the victims will all be reunited with their loot very soon. Paris Hilton has already picked up her stuff from the LAPD.

These have to be the most egotistical and deluded criminals ever to think they could get away with something like this. When they started trying to sell the loot, wouldn’t some items be easily recognized? Well, some people really are too lazy to work and too dumb to steal.

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“Burglar Bunch” Charged

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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he recent rash of Hollywood Hills robberies seems to finally be solved, as the AP reports four more suspects have been charged by Los Angeles prosecutors with burglarizing the homes of young Hollywood celebs.

Accused are Alexis Neiers, Courtney Ames, Diana Tamayo and Roy Lopez Jr. Already charged in the robberies of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge is Nicholas Prugo, who is expected to face additional charges. The long list of famous victims also includes Paris Hilton, Megan Fox, and Orlando Bloom.

Hilton has already received some of her property back, so hopefully the others will in the near future. The group, dubbed “The Burglar Bunch,” ripped off over $3 million in jewels and designer clothes. Let’s see how these greedy thieves like the prison jumpsuits they’ll be wearing soon.

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