Police have revealed the vast treasure trove that Hollywood Hills bandits stole from the homes of young celebs. The AP reports search warrants show the booty included diamond jewelry, designer shoes, status bags, electronics, guns and drugs which were snatched from the homes of the rich and famous by a gang that has been dubbed “The Burglar Bunch.”

The five perps, aged 18 to 27, raided the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Megan Fox and Rachel Bilson. Hopefully, the victims will all be reunited with their loot very soon. Paris Hilton has already picked up her stuff from the LAPD.

These have to be the most egotistical and deluded criminals ever to think they could get away with something like this. When they started trying to sell the loot, wouldn’t some items be easily recognized? Well, some people really are too lazy to work and too dumb to steal.

“Transformers” sexpot Megan Fox has never pretended to be the girl next door, but she got raunchier than usual in her recent cover story for British GQ.

How does Fox feel about acting? “When you think about it, we’re kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone…It’s really kind of gross.”

What about the opposite sex? “Weak. Like puppies.” Ouch! But she gets even rougher about the guys who hit on her. “Retards. Ridiculous. So pathetic!” Well, the actress can have a great future as a dominatrix if her screen career tanks.

Which would probably suit Fox just fine, since she says, “I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all of the time.” Yeah, that’s pretty obvious.

“Transformers” sexpot Megan Fox turns a mere 23 this month, but she finds guys her own age way too immature for her jaded tastes.

Fox told Elle, “I’ve lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I’m so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don’t like them or trust them.” Singled out for her disdain were teen heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron. “[Robert] and Zac — they’re just too pretty, with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke.”

Bet there are plenty of girls her age (and younger) who’d like to be in on the “joke!”

Actress Megan Fox is planning a sunny summer in her posh new pad at the beach!

According to RadarOnline, the sexy stunner has leased an apartment in a Santa Monica high-rise with fabulous views of the Pacific Ocean. A source dished, “It’s a very exclusive address and the staff are used to dealing with celebrities and being discreet.” Services available to guests include a 24 hours front desk/valet, room service, personal trainers and private elevators.

The building is located across the street from the beach, so the actress can take a run or work on her tan any time of the day. What’s the tab for all this luxury? Rents start at $6,000 per month and go up to $20,000 for a penthouse suite with ocean-view balconies. I hope Megan has a lot of acting jobs lined up to pay for her new crib, since it doesn’t look like sometime beau Brian Austin Green will be coming along to split the rent.

This has been rumored for awhile now, but it looks like it’s finally happened. E!’s Ted Casablanca reports that Megan Fox has dumped Brian Austin Green.

The currently mega-hot Fox moved out of the Hollywood Hills home she shared with the “90210″ has-been and into a motel over the weekend. A source blabbed to E!, “Well, when someone leaves and goes to a hotel, it doesn’t exactly say, ‘Let’s get married,’ does it?”

As inevitable as this split seems to be, it’s sad because there’s a child involved. Green’s seven-year-old son Kassius (by actress Vanessa Marcil) has grown very close to Fox.

Megan Fox wore her heart(s) on—well, not her sleeve—as she shopped for furniture at Indigo on Ventura Blvd. in Studio City, CA. Those cool jeans with the studded hearts on the rear pockets are by Frankie B. Is she furnishing a new bachelor girl pad since her rumored breakup with Brian Austin Green?

Megan Fox got an early visit from animal control at her Hollywood Hills home, citing her for the barking of her three dogs. Later the actress headed out to Smoke House restaurant in Burbank CA for a script read.

Transformers beauty Megan Fox was spotted hanging out with her fiancé Brian Austin Green at the Westfield Shopping Center in Century City this weekend. The duo were just one of the many who checked out Dark Knight, which already broke the $500 million mark. Megan looks pretty upset in these pictures, so I’m going to assume it’s because she was touched by Heath Ledger’s great performance in the movie. Yes, that would definitely make me very sad, too. Well, let’s hope Megan’s feeling better. And we can’t wait to see Transformers 2! More pics of the couple are available for your perusal after the jump. Enjoy!

Yes, we know. Megan Fox would be the hottest babysitter in all the land. She really would. Here she is hanging out with Kassius Green, fiance Brian Austin Green’s son. They were spotted walking around Van Nuys, CA yesterday. Megan and Brian are doing well, thank you very much, despite constant reports that the couple have split. I think that’s just wishful thinking from a lot of Megan’s make (and female) fans. He even talked to TV Guide recently about the breakup rumors. “We’re solid. We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names,” he commented. Well, if they have tattoos of each other’s names then that means all is well in Megan and Brian’s world. Besides, it looks like Megan is spending some time with her future stepson, so the relationship is definitely still on (and going strong). I have a few more pics of Megan and Kassius after the jumpy-jump. Check them out!