Archive for the ‘Pamela Anderson’ Category
Trailer Park Pam?
Friday, April 24th, 2009
It’s kinda hard to take anything Courtney Love says seriously, since reading her disjointed prose makes your eyes bleed.
That’s why I’d take her latest pronouncement with a large shaker of salt. Page Six quotes the former Hole frontwoman as claiming, “Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”
Since Pam’s kept up a steady stream of acting jobs over the last couple of decades, while Courtney’s last credit was dated 2002, I have to wonder who’s the princess and who’s the pauper here. Especially since Courtney’s claimed she was cheated out of late husband Kurt Cobain’s estate.
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Pam Could’ve Been Hangin’ With Mulder
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
It’s very hard to believe now that Gillian Anderson practically owns the Agent Scully role, but that part was supposed to go to Pamela Anderson. X-Files fans would definitely be a whole different market right now if that had happened. Gillian recently told press that she wasn’t the first choice for X-Files producers. The show’s execs actually approached Pamela Anderson for the role first. “They were looking for someone bustier, taller, leggier than me. They couldn’t fathom how David and me could equal success. At the beginning, nobody trusted that I could do anything. I had no body of work behind me at all, and, certainly Fox felt very strongly that I wasn’t the right person for the job.” Well, we all know how well she turned out in the show (the Emmy and Golden Globe awards are testaments). As for Pam, her career would have definitely taken a different route if she accepted the Dana Scully role, but I’m sure she’s not losing any sleep over it these days.
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No, She Diiiin’t…
Monday, June 30th, 2008
Oh, yes – she did. From one buxom blonde to another – this could be a very good celebrity boxing match, if they still have those things. The Sun is reporting about Pamela’s recent radio interview in Australia when she had some choice words for meat-loving Jessica Simpson. I guess Pam’s upset about Jessica wearing her now infamous shirt that read ‘Real Girls Eat Meat.’ It was thought to be a sideways attack on Tony Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwood, who is a vegetarian. Well, Ms. Pamela, who’s a staunch PETA supporter and known vegetarian, didn’t think Jessica’s shirt was amusing at all. Regarding Jessica, Pam had this to say: “I think she’s a bitch and a whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.” Meeeoooow! No word yet from Jessica’s camp, but I’m going to assume that she’s probably heard about this already. It’s nice to know that if you disagree with Pamela on one of her beliefs, she’ll call you a bitch and a whore. Way to be a role model for your kids, Pam.
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Pam’s Garage Sale
Friday, May 2nd, 2008
Okay, Ms. Pamela Anderson is hosting more than a garage sale, but that’s basically what an estate sale is, except the items are high-ticket. If you’ve always wanted to have a special swing placed on your ceiling, then you might want to check out Pam’s estate sale this weekend. Okay, she’s not selling a swing, but here are just some of Pam’s things you can own: a six passenger Chyrsler electric car, beautiful linens and bedding (these items are so going fast), antique toys, some of her jewelry and clothing (okay, these will probably go fast, too), and a bunch of other things. If you’re in the Malibu area this weekend, head out to Malibu High School and you’ll find the sale. Happy shopping. By the way, she probably won’t be there. She’s hired a company to plan and execute her garage sale this weekend.
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So, Who’s Really Preggy?
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
It’s time to play another round of our favorite game – Who’s Really Pregnant? Actually, I’d rather play Uno, but for you readers, I’ll play. Hmm, tons of reports today have been hovering about Pamela Anderson’s supposed pregnancy. She’s also supposed to be filing for divorce from Rick Salomon again. The verdict? The former is not true – she’s not preggy. The latter, unfortunately (or fortunately, however you look at it) is true – she is divorcing Rickmeister. Like I told Pam when news of her divorce with Rick first became public a few weeks ago…just stay single and have fun. Bootie calls, my dear Pam. Bootie calls.
And what do we have here, besides some pink streaks on a our little pop-punk princess Avril Lavigne? Why, it could be a little bundle of joy growing under that purple hoodie of hers. Okay, under the purple hoodie and then under her belly. Word is spreading that Avril and hubby Deryck Whibley (from band Sum 41) are expecting their first child. Well, with all of Hollywood getting pregnant these days, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was true. I’ll definitey update you once I get confirmation. Or you can update me. Let’s work together here, shall we?
Update: A rep for Avril has confirmed to Usmagazine.com that she’s not preggy. Geez, that was fast. Um, congrats to not being pregnant, Avril? I dunno.
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