Victoria Beckham opened up to Allure magazine about some of her preferences, and it’s not surprising to learn that she’d rather have sex with her hunky hubby than nap! When given the choice of “sex” or “sleep,” her reply was: “I’m getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there’d be something wrong if I said, ‘sleep.’” Hey, we can’t argue with that!

When asked if she prefers to sleep nude or in PJs, Posh answered, “I tend to wear nothing [to bed] . . . But David bought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur, his favorite store.” Sounds like this is one couple with a happy sex life—no wonder they have so many kids!

I guess not enough people want to get into Victoria Beckham’s pants. Her denim line, dVb by Victoria Beckham, was recently dropped by Henri Bendel and Kitson because of poor sales. Now the Page Six reports that the Saks Fifth Avenue chain has done likewise.

Their source claims that Saks is miffed that Beckham allowed them to carry the overpriced denim line but sold her more upscale designer collection exclusively to rival Bergdorf Goodman—which never carried the Posh jeans. Ouch!

Saks should be able to find plenty of designer jeans to replace the scorned dVb line, since as a souce stated slyly, “Nobody wanted to buy $300 jeans from someone who is not a trained designer.”

In this economy, who wants to buy $300 jeans at all? That goes beyond “status” into downright ridiculous. 

David and Victoria Beckham have decided to move their family out of L.A.—and nobody cares. The media fanfare that greeted their entrance on the Hollywood scene two years ago has dwindled to practically nothing, and a report from Reuters gives some reasons for the lack of interest.

E!’s Ted Casablanca said, “Their impact was hugely anti-climactic for me. Hollywood should have kept Posh and Becks as a fantasy, because in reality they didn’t pan out.”

Former Us Weekly editor Bonnie Fuller thinks that the Posh style didn’t appeal to American women.She didn’t have enough hair. American women are big hair girls. They want celebrities with long, sexy hair which they can aspire to. Posh is also superglam most days, all day, and American women relate much more to Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie’s uniform of jeans, T-shirts and sexy little sweaters.”

Veteran Hollywood PR exec Howard Bragman offers that Beckhams didn’t try hard enough to fit into the scene. “I’m not sure if they chose to not be that social or if it was because there are so many other celebrities in Los Angeles. I think their careers are just fine. I think they both have had enough publicity for 10 lifetimes and I don’t think not getting it is something they go home and commiserate about.”

Well, maybe now Becks can get back to actually playing soccer.

Victoria Beckham got a bigger greeting than she expected when she deplaned at LAX this weekend. Posh was rushed by so many photographers and fans that an onlooker compared the scene to one for “Michael Jackson or the Beatles.” The eyewitness told E! news:

“The photographers were going crazy. She tried to exit the sliding doors to exit the airport and everyone wanted to get in front of her. Security started to push everyone out of the way.”

Sounds like it must have been a really dull weekend at the airport if yet another landing by Posh can start a mini-riot.

Victoria Beckham was spotted at LAX yesterday getting on a flight bound for London. Most of us like to dress for comfort on long flights but Posh seems to be encased in skin-tight black leather from head to toe. I guess sometimes you hve to suffer for fashion.

While someone is trying to figure out a way to get a musical about her hubby going in London, Victoria Beckham is out to sue a magazine. According to recent reports, Vicky is threatening to take legal action against Now Magazine after it claimed that she is taking slimming pills. The magazine published an article suggesting that Posh had her sister Louise get pills from London and take them to Los Angeles for her consumption. In a statement, Vicky’s agent Jo Milloy is insisting that “the accusation is dangerous, defamatory and blatantly untrue.” She continued: “Victoria takes her position as a role model to young women very seriously and is horrified by this hurtful, fabricated story. It is now with her lawyers.” Someone should really do a musical on Vicky instead. She’s so much more dramatic than her hubby.

Victoria Beckham’s fashion career took a hit today as plans to launch a men’s line of her jeans collection were put on hold after retailers were unwilling to stock it. The Spice Girl was set to launch her dVb line at Kitson’s in Los Angeles this year, but it has now been pushed back to next year. Vicky’s line has been having problems as of late. A lot of her denim line products were seen in bargain basements bins in some U.S. retailers and there were several U.S. boutiques that stopped carrying the line altogether. Interest in her men’s line has waned, partly due to her lack of promotional work for the line, some observers have said. Despite all the negative press her fashion line is getting, Victoria recently announced that she would be launching her own fragrance and will debut a collection at the next New York Fashion Week. Well, at least she’s being positive.

Mrs. David Beckham is back in Los Angeles. Our photogs and a swarm of other paps found Victoria Beckham at LAX last night. Vicks was in London for a minute to do some promotional work for her denim line. I read that Paris Hilton was in town at the same time promoting her new perfume and the two media-hungry celebs vied for paparazzi attention. Who won? Who knows! I’m sure they both got their paparazzi fix. Vic recently told a London TV station that she and David plan to stay in the states for a while. She said that David is trying to change the face of soccer in America. That’s going to be a tough cup to fill for David in the U.S., but good luck to him. Anyway, check out a couple more pics of Posh below.

We know you guys can’t get enough of the Beckhams, so here’s a video from their excursion to Pink Taco last night. They were celebrating Victoria’s 34th birthday and the paparazzis were defenitely representing. David Beckham wasn’t too happy about that, obviously. It is cute how Becks and the boys got the woman in their lives some balloons for her birthday. Say what you will about the expatriates, they do spend a lot of time with their kiddies. And even if we don’t see her doing it too often, I’m sure Posh saves those smiles for her hubby and sons. Anyway, check out the video of the Beckhams as they celebrate Vick’s birthday.

I wonder who decided to celebrate Posh’s 34th birthday at a place called Pink Taco. Was it hers or David’s idea? I sure as hell have a good idea that it wasn’t the kids choice! Of course, Pink Taco doesn’t necessarily mean what I think it means, but I’m afraid it probably does. If you’re not aware of the slang term Pink Taco, or you lack the imagination, you can do a google search on your own. Once you’ve figured it out, I’m sure you’ll wonder why they would celebrate her birthday there as well! But whatever, they did and we’ve got the pictures to prove it!

I thought I caught a smile on Victoria Beckham’s face in the picture above, but I think she was just in mid-sentence, or whistling. I don’t know. It would be nice to see Vicks smile one day. Anyway, our photogs spotted Mrs. Beckham shopping at Kitson yesterday. If a celeb is not in the mood to be photographed, they should definitely not go to Kitson, which is paparazzi heaven. And celebs know this, mind you. It’s all a lovely cat and mouse chase, except the mouse likes to be caught sometimes. Or something like that. Anyway, check out the other pics of Victoria below. See if you can catch a smile.

Victoria Beckham did what Victoria Beckham does best yesterday – shopping. Our photogs found Vickie shopping at The Way You Wore in Los Angeles. I didn’t know Vicks was a fan of vintage clothing, but I guess you have to be very open minded when you’re a fashionista. And that’s what Posh is nowadays, right? I’ve heard news that Posh and Becks are leaivng Los Angeles, so we’ll see if that’s going to happen. I also just read about how Victoria tops the list of celebrities female porn stars would love to have sex with. Yes, they took a poll at a recent porn convention and she was the chosen one. Interesting. Well, I do have more pictures of the chosen one below for your perusal. Enjoy.

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria had a little shopping spree in Beverly Hills yesterday and Victoria’s son Romeo came along for the ride. The trio first lunched with Katie Holmes at the Beverly Hills Hotel but Katie decided to go home rather than deal with the inevitable paparazzi throng. And you know when the paparazzi gather in Beverly Hills, there’s bound to be some casualties, like in the two pictures below. Check out Romeo laughing at the two paps who were laid out after failing to step onto the curb while walking backwards. This job can be dangerous. Check back later for video of Eva, Victoria and Romeo shopping inside Dolce & Gabbana.

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Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was at STK Restaurant last night for a dinner date with Victoria Beckham. No one caught Vicks arriving, but we have pictures of Eva coming and going below. Eva was at Victoria’s son’s birthday party last week, so I guess the two are buddies. Eva just opened a new restaurant, Beso, in Hollywood. Why didn’t they just meet up there? I guess the two do have a lot in common, both being married to professional athletes. Maybe they’re comparing notes. Victoria’s had her share of infidelity rumors with Becks and Eva’s starting to deal with that stuff, too. I’m sure Vicks can give her some pointers on how to play it cool. Anyway, I have more pics of Eva below for your perusal. Check them out.

Man, her security detail is really good, aren’t they? Our photog tried his very best to get a shot of Victoria Beckham as she entered a dentist’s office in Beverly Hills. I’m sure she doesn’t have any cavities, but it certainly doesn’t hurt to go to the dentist regularly now, does it? Victoria just finished up a very successful Spice Girls tour recently and I know she’s probably busy planning a little birthday party for her eldest son, Brooklyn, who’s turning nine tomorrow. Daddy Becks is in China right now with the L.A. Galaxy, but we’re pretty sure Vicky’s got it all under control. Handle, girl.

See, these darn Spice Girls are so darn supportive of each other, it could make a miser love to give. Or something like that. David and his Spice girl wife, Victoria (Posh for all the Spicers) also spent some time at the Mint last night to watch Mel C’s sold out show. We’re wondering if Scary and Posh sat next to each other and caught up on gossip. And did David and Mel B’s husband chit chat the night away about random stuff like guys usually do when their wives are BFF’s and they’re only there because they’re the husbands. Ah, so many things to think about during the weekend. The Beckhams seem to have acclimated to Hollywood and have been active in the social scene. More pics of the Brit-Angelenos right after these messages.

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