Video: Jenn & Orlando Sitting On A Tree…
The rumor mills are working to full capacity about a Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom hookup. Word on the street is that the two met up at Eva Longoria’s new restaurant, Beso, and had a few more things than the food. An onlooker told the New York Post that the two were sitting super close together and that Jen was giving Orlando googly eyes. Yes, I just wrote googly eyes. Orlando is said to be dating model Miranda Kerr, but she was nowhere to be found. Hmm, could this be true? Jen snagging Orlando wouldn’t be such a bad catch. He’s pretty hot and he’s not opposed to wearing tights. Yeah, just work with me on the tights thing. Anyway, check out the video of Jen and Orlando at Beso and let us know what you think. More than K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
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March 29th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Didn’t you guys just post that Jennifer and Owen Wilson were an item in the Kate Hudson post? I don’t believe that one. Owen and Kate are maybe back together, but Owen and Jennifer? I doubt it. And now, Jennifer and Orlando Bloom? I don’t buy that one either, but who really knows. My guess is that Jennifer Anniston is going to hear about her “dating” whoever she happens to eat dinner with or be seen with. My guess is that she is just friends with both Owen and Orlando.
BTW, maybe her eyes WERE googly around Orlando. Seems like that would be a subjective call. Googly eyes are in the eyes of the beholder. Even so, googly eyes don’t make it a relationship! Now we have the googly eyes police! LOL. I just love saying googly eyes because that word cracks me up.
March 29th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Maybe it’s part of Ashton Kutcher’s show! lol
March 29th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Did they not create a bit of a storm about a year ago?? Both were pictured on holiday together, then it was reported as ‘just a coincidence’ Mmmmmm…..I wonder………
March 29th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
yeah right. he has a really hot girlfriend why would he want jennifer aniston? pff
March 29th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Ahh, so illusive. My wife’s old gal pal who happens to live across the street from a low key condo in Hancock Park area of Los Angeles was having a smoke on her balcony. A couple walks right towards her from the high rise holding hand in hand and turns the corner. She was shocked to notice that it was Orlando Bloom then questions herself saying in her head, “is that Aniston?”.. She then calls my wife asking her if Orlando and Aniston was an item. My wife says it’s the word but no pictures yet. She then starts screaming at her yelling out, “Oh my god! oh my god! They just walk right in front of me holding hands”, then screams again. Sat on it for weeks but they had both left town.
Here’s a clue to paps who might be reading this. Cameron Diaz has a little love nest in this very same building. It’s where she used to take Justin when doing the dirty, low key status..lol. Well, she has taken many other dudes in the same place but I don’t think the dudes knows it. Ahh, such a dirty little building. I think it’s called the Love Shack..lol.
Olivier Martinez might be staying at the same building now keeping low key away from his usuall Sunset Strip locals. It has the same feel as the Chateau Marmont, well almost. Best damn clue ever boys. Come and get em…Hee Haw!!!
March 29th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Mark Twain, how old is your wife’s “old” gal pal? Are we talking 80 years old with coke bottle glasses and cataracts? Can we trust her eyesight? If it was really Aniston and not Orlando’s model girlfriend, then that would really be something! Dude, if you’re a pap, why aren’t you sitting in front of the Love Shack trying to get the money shots yourself!? Maybe it’s too hit or miss over there? If so, hand the old gal pal one of your extra cameras and offer her a cut of the profits off the pictures.
Now that you’ve posted, it would be interesting to see if some paps start staking out the Love Shack. I’m not believing the Aniston/ Orlando rumors until I see some pics. These dating rumors always seem to dog her.
March 29th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
(still floating)
You don’t believe the Jenando rumors until you see pics? But you believe other things when you have no pics?
You non-floaters confuse me.
March 29th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Ohh, Annabelle my dear. I see what one must do to satisfy thy thirst.
Old gal pal don’t mean 80. Old gal pal could be a friend she has not spoken to in a very long time. But I’ll let you float on it, let you marinade in your own conspired thoughts. Her old gal pal happens to be a grade school teacher that lives accross the street from the old building.
You see Annabelle, thats the beauty of Hollywood. Our job is just to catch em. I have 2 photogs to work with. I don’t have any info if Aniston would be back shooting her movie way across the other side of the map. She has her own place in Malibu and in Los Angeles. Orlando has his place in los Angeles as well. Then the special condo in question. That’s 4 places you have to stake out. Then the man power to keep the covert operations. You’ll need atleast 4 on orlando if you want to pull off a covert job. He’ll esily spot one or two photogs trying to tail him. Aniston is great at spotting paps as well. As a matter of fact, If you think that Cameron Diaz is good. Well cameron has nothing on Aniston. Go watch the video once more and watch Orlando point out the video camera recording them. He’s really good.
Now the school teacher can waste away her life peering out her window waiting for that moment. She can stare for weeks without leaving the spot. One day the doorbell rings and she leaves for a moment and it was the landlord asking her why her mail has piled up in her mail box. Now while this is happening, Orlando and Jen just happens to walk by her balcony holding hands and kissing. Ohh the luck, what horrible luck…lol.
One thing you are not understanding is that they will never be caught in public doing this. Not in a million years. The only time they get caught is when a special phone call is made. And the stars and planets are in the right places…lol. Just like George Clooney and Rene Zelwegger a while back, no photos. But they were a hot item for a while. Many photos that make it big are accidental or are great info. Some info just happen to be for something else and BAM! something extra special.
Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi was making out in an Alley many years back. A photog who happens to make a wrong turn on a street had to go through the alley to get back on the street. As he was passing by the couple he noticed that it was Ellen so he pulls over real quick and starts taking picture through hisback window. Very intense action in the alley with hands in the pants and all the nasty things you can do in a public alley…lol. Then the photog recognizes the other woman. It was Portia and that one was in the history books.
Now I won’t tell you how much money those pictures made. Because if i do, you might just start hanging around random alley like you suggested the school teacher should do….lol.
Now I bet you if you see Adnan smooching with another woman you might just think twice on calling me. Maybe you might be too shocked to call me…lol.
OHH how lucky you are Doc, how lucky you are indeed…
March 30th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Thank you for satisfying my thirst, my dear Mark! Your post was most enlightening and entertaining. Man! The papping biz is alot more complicated than it appears! It’s part photography, part luck, part secret agent– stake outs, covert ops, adequate man power, reliable intell., evading detection, etc. Yes. I can now see that getting the shots of people who don’t want to get caught would be next to impossible. It’s not a matter of hanging around the Love Shack with a camera waiting for a full make out session to occur right in front of you. That would be nice! But unless the celebrity is seeking publicity, it probably would never happen that way. When you lay it all out and explain it with the awesome examples that you have (I love the name dropping!), I see why it’s not possible to be there all the time waiting for the shot that may not ever materialize. You have to decide how to portion your man power to maximize profits instead of banking everything on a what if.
Maybe you’d have more luck at the Love Shack and other hot locations if you wear disguises, so you don’t look like a pap. You could dress up like a mommy pushing a stroller, and when the couple steals a kiss in front you, you pull out your camera from the stroller and start shooting. If your body type would yield a tranny mommy, then maybe you could be a mail man with a camera in your mail bag. Or, for more urban areas, you could dress like a grungy homeless guy, with a card board “will work for food” sign and a coffee can for begging spare change. When the happy couple drops some change in your can, you pull out your camera from behind the cardboard sign and start shooting. Okay too unrealistic. Maybe I should leave the papping to you and stick with my day job. Just trying to help you out because I’d love to see the Aniston/Orlando shots you take.
Hey! I just thought of something. You know that homeless guy who always appears on TMZ? I wonder if he’s not really homeless and is one of their dudes dressed up like a homeless guy to get footage of how cheap or generous the celebs are. Hmmmm…… Now, I’m like Haley Joel Osment in Sixth Sense, except I see paps instead of dead people. Guess the expert pap spotter celebs have that pap sixth sense too.
Your wife’s friend, can’t be glued to her window. LOL. She’s gotta live her life, but maybe she and the neighbors can keep a camera handy by their windows. Neighborhood Watch, but with a twist. Now I’m out of control, trying to turn everyone into a pap.
If I ever happen to see Adnan in full make out mode with another woman (which would probably never happen since I don’t live in LA), I would not call you because I’d take the picture myself! LOL. Yeah right! Me a pap. I fantasize about papping too much. I need help.
Thanks for the inside scoop on the biz. Very interesting stuff!
March 30th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Well, I’m glad you took that quite well. I did try to get cheeky but I know you get the sarcasm. In Hollywood, everyone sleeps with everyone. it’s nothing new. No one is denying that Orlando loves his model babe. And rumors are just rumors. It’s Hollywood babe, and this is why we are all here.
Reese and Jake have evaded the paps for a long while. Really good at it. When the movie they did together did not generate the buzz it needed, well they came out. Now you see pics of them almost on a daily basis. Not trying so hard to hide. you tell me.
March 30th, 2008 at 3:45 am
Mark, are you testing me about Reese and Jake? I have heard rumors and have them pegged as the answer to a Blind Vice item on another site. If the rumors are true and my guess is correct, then that “relationship” is more for publicity than anything else. Is it possible that they have evaded the paps for so long because there is nothing there? Is it possible that the reason you finally “caught them” was for publicity to help their movie and not really because there was a true romance to catch?
I have zero proof, only rumors I’ve heard, so please correct me if I’m wrong, which I wouldn’t mind being. I almost don’t want to believe it, and would love to think they are really a couple. They would make a really cute couple. They are both wonderful actors whose movies I have enjoyed, so I don’t want to go into the details of the rumors. However, let’s just say I’m not seeing googly eyes between Reese and Jake and leave it at that.
Am I way off base?
March 30th, 2008 at 4:21 am
Your way off base. they been a couple for quite some time now since they started filming the movie together. there has been pictures of them but not great one to talk about. some are car shots. As soon as the movie hit bottom. They came out. They should have came out first and generate a buzz but they did it in reverse…What ever works, or hwta ever does’nt..