No Cookies For Marie & Mel B.

I’m not the type to say I told you so, or to even brag about my great psychic abilities, but I’ll do it this one time. As predicted by yours truly yesterday, Helio Castroneves (and Indy 500 star) won the Dancing With The Stars title. Wow! Helio and all his glory will probably be joining the DWTS tour soon, if he’s not busy driving and all that. He’ll also probably get a fat cell phone company endorsement from his namesake (this is not actually confirmed, but it would be nice wouldn’t it?). As for the losers, er, the runner-ups - we believe that Marie Osmond and Mel B. will be just fine. Marie’s career got reignited with her appearance on DWTS and Mel B. is getting ready to tour with her Spice Girls buddies. Yep, they’ll be fine. So, congrats to our man Helio. And on a side note ladies, Helio just broke off his engagement with his fiancee. We’re sorry to hear that, but hopefully the DWTS trophy can keep him warm at night.