Scarlett Knows About Her Nose

We haven’t heard about Scarlett Johansson in a while, but this wasn’t really the news we wanted to hear. It seems that Ms. Johansson is about to land some whup-ass on Us Weekly Magazine. Her main complaint? Well, Us published a cover story stating that Scarlett had her nose done. Scarlett was furious and denied all claims. She now plans to pursue legal actions against the magazine and is doing so as soon as possible. This is what she told OK Magazine: “I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.” Listen, if she’s denying it and it’s her freakin’ nose, then I have no choice but to believe her. Plus, she’s really hot. And a great actress. Anyway, we’ll definitely keep you posted regarding this tidbit. It’ll probably be settled out of court as soon as possible.