Free At Last, Free At Last…

I was so ready to go into the famous Martin Luther King, Jr. speech, and then I realized how inappropriate that would be. And so we go on with the news that Michelle Rodriguez has been released from the Lynwood Correctional Facility. Michelle was sentenced to 180 days after she violated her probation, which stemmed from a DUI arrest. She’s so silly - she was wearing an alcohol monitoring anklet and homechick drank liquor three times. Funny girl. At any rate, Michelle entered the facility on December 23 and she only served 17 days of the 180 originally sentenced. Well, hip hip hooray for her. With overcrowding and such, the first folks to go are usually the celebrities. Hello, Lindsay only spent 4 minutes at Lynwood, I believe. Anyway, Michelle honey, please stop drinking and driving. It’s so beneath you and you’re much better than that. And unlike my Tori Amos mistake - you know, when I told y’all she was a lesbian - I’m pretty sure Michelle enjoys being in the family. And there you go.