A.P. Has Brit’s Obit On Standby

USmagazine is reporting that the news service The Associated Press (A.P.) has the obituary for Britney Spears already written. I initially thought this was quite amusing but after giving it some thought, I think we here at JFXonline should probably get our Brit Obit ready as well. But seriously, hopefully once Britney hears that her obituary is already written it’ll be a wake up call to get her life in order. I wonder what it reads like. What do you guys think?