CSI Lohan

Did y’all hear that Lindsay Lohan will have to spend a couple of days at a morgue as part of the plea agreement for her DUI case? Yes, that’s right - Linds is scheduled to spend two four-hour days at a morgue with cadavers. I have never smelled a dead body before, but I’m sure the stench is not like fresh spring air. She’s already done with her community service at the Red Cross and spent 84 minutes in jail. I guess there’s more stuff she needs to do to complete her “sentence”. I don’t know, I think it would be a great opportunity for her. I can see a hidden geek in Lindsay. I can imagine her watching the Discovery Channel and I think she’d probably be into checking out cadavers and such. Anyway, have fun on your little field trip, Linds. Don’t touch anything unless you’re told to and wear something warm.