Late Night Gas Mission

And that’s not a prelude to a bad fart joke, either. Britney Spears and her assistant (someone tell me her name, please) were spotted getting in on the gas pump action late last night in Studio City. In a moment of inspiration and clarity, Brit realized that getting gasoline so late at night lets her choose which pump number she can use. My favorite numbers are 4 & 8, so I always try to get those pumps, but I’m sure Britney has her own numero. It seemed like she was in a good mood last night, which makes sense. See ladies and gents, when one is in a new relationship, one gets laid more often - regularly. This is not a theory I just made up, it’s a known fact. Ahem. So I do understand the reason for her sly smile and giddy attitude. She was also playing what seems to be peek-a-boo with the paparazzi. Hmm. I guess it’s like Brit and the paps really are friends. She sees them more than her kids. Ooh, that was a low one. Just kidding, Brit. No hate mail/comments, please. Anyway, I have more Brit and assistant pics below, so eat them up…before I make another bad joke.