Oh, Heidi - Why?

Have you all heard about The Hills’ Heidi Montag’s new single and accompanying music video? The freakin’ song is all over the internet and I guess the video is getting tons of attention, too. As you can probably guess, the attention’s not so positive. The single, “Higher”, was co-produced by Heidi’s ex-fiance Spencer Pratt. Well, at least that’s what I heard. He also directed the video for the song. And as much as I would’ve loved to just have Heidi’s picture on this post, I couldn’t find one without Spencer in it. They really don’t need to get married, do they? I mean, Spencer’s already pretty much attached to Heidi’s hip. Don’t need a ring or an expensive reception to be together, eh? Anyway, I heard the single and tried to watch the whole video and I really just have to tell Heidi one thing - please get a college degree. Please. You’ll thank me later.