Brad Pitt: Crime Pays

OK, maybe he didn’t say it, but the back of his leather rideing jacket says so, so by default, he’s promoting it. Check out the pics below. Now, I’m not saying crime does in fact pay, but Brad, or Bradley as Haydee likes to call him, was sporting a Crime Pays jacket for all the world to see last week. I’ve lost count how many motorcycles this guy has. Sure, he can afford them and all, but seriously, if I had Angelina and all those kids waiting at home for me, I’d probably hire an armored car to chauffeur me around just to be safe.