Candle Blowers

All hail the Prince! Prince William is celebrating his birthday today and the future top figurehead of Britain is turning twenty-six years old. Good times for him. I’m sure he’ll be hanging out with his girlfriend today. I wonder what she got him for his birthday. I mean, what the heck do you get a prince? Seriously, a prince. I suggest she give him a Chia Pet. Yeah, a Chia Pet. I’m going to assume no one’s every bought him one, so it’ll be his first. Yes, I’m full of good ideas. Other celebrants today:

Juliette Lewis (the Natural Born Killer is 35 today)

Meredity Baxter (Mrs. Keaton turns 61 today)

Michael Gross (Mr. Keaton turns 61, too)

Ray Davies (Mr. Kinks turns 64 today)

Mariette Hartley (68)

SUMMER (Happy Summer Solstice, everyone!)