Shia’s Gonna Walk

After what would have been more than enough evidence to arresst  John Q. Taxpayer with Driving Under the Influence, the Los Angeles District Attorney’s office has decided not to press charges against actor Shia LaBeouf, citing insufficient evidence. I don’t know why I’m surprised. After all, it’s not like he refused to take a breathalyzer test or anything like that. Oh wait, he did, didn’t he? And thankfully for that because he’ll likely have his drivers license suspended for refusing it. We all like Shia here at JFX but still, it’s hard to believe he’s going to get what amounts to a slap on the wrist for the cameras.