Katie Does OK on B’Way

Katie Holmes opened on Broadway tonight in the Arthur Miller play “All My Sons” and seems to have survived the evening without forgetting her lines or falling off the stage. Both the Chicago Tribune and showbiz bible Variety said she didn’t “embarrass herself,” which sounds like faint praise at best. Husband Tom was a no-show, avoiding the 35 members of the anti-Scientology group Anonymous brandishing “Free Katie” signs. “All My Sons” is currently the highest-grossing show on Broadway, which will hopefully help us forget about “Mad Money.” If we haven’t already.