Disney Tells Us What Kids Will Make Us Buy Them For Christmas

Just as we think we can’t get more broke and in debt, those money-grubbing folks at Disney release their list of “Most Wanted” toys—all that junk that will cause our kids to hate us forever if we don’t max out our credit cards to buy the stuff for them. Leading the list for ‘tweens are the “Hannah Montana Holiday Doll,” (pictured above) which sings “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” for only $34.99. Also aimed at that demo are the “High School Musical 3: Senior Year Singing Dolls” of Gabriella, Troy and Sharpay which play songs from the film and let the kids sing along for $26.99 each. Of course, a real HSM fan won’t settle for less than all three. For the kid who really has you under his/her thumb, there are the “Disney Mix Line of Digital Media Players” available in “fun styles from Disney properties including Jonas Brothers, High School Musical 3: Senior Year and Hannah Montana.” These iPods for kiddies are $69.99 and $99.99. Don’t think you’ll get off is your kids have outgrown Hannah and her little friends. For older kids, there’s the “Ultimate WALL•E” robot for $249.99. Start making your plans to rob that bank now.