Heidi Montag’s mom is livid over her daughter’s surprise elopement to “Hills” co-star Spencer Pratt and dishes to Us Weekly about  her feelings. Darlene Egelhoff said of her new son-in-law:

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged…Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life. I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

Egelhoff continued ”I want the best for my daughter—and he’s definitely not it” and gives the marriage “six months…I think it’s the biggest mistake Heidi’s ever made.” 

That’s about how long those WalMart wedding bands the couple was sporting last night are likely to last. Pratt, who charmingly refers to his mother-in-law as “Stalker Mom,” retorted “I think her mom needs to take a real fat chill pill and be happy for her daughter.”

I think six months is being too optimistic.