Johnny’s A Magnum Baby

This is such cool news. The UK’s Daily Star newspaper is reporting that Johnny Depp is close to signing a $10 million contract to be the new face of Trojan Condoms. That’s right, the Pirates of the Carribean star could be peddling rubbers. Good times! And the best news of all - he’ll be doing commercials for their Magnum line. Happy days! I wonder if the Trojan people had to make sure he was the right person for the Magnum line, if you know what I mean. If I worked at Trojan, I’d totally volunteer to make sure. Johnny’s still a hottie after all these years. He’s aging extremely well. I guess France is treating him well. Johnny’s a huge advocate for safe-sex, so this union would not be surprising. He’s currently busy filming Public Enemies (a Depression-era film with him playing outlaw John Dillinger), but let’s hope he’ll make time to sign that contract.