A-Madge “Definitely Romantic”

This is going to be messy. First, Madonna and Guy have a kid of their own, plus Madonna has daughter Lourdes and adopted son David. Second, there was reportedly no prenuptial agreement between Guy and Madonna and she’s worth $500 million or so. Not to mention, there divorce will come under English law, which are more ruthless than American laws concerning divorce! Lastly, Madonna is reportedly already involved romantically with New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez!

US Weekly is reporting that Madonna and A-Rod have been seeing each for since early July of this year and that Guy and Madonna have been privately separated for over a year. It’s sad for all involved but it’s Alex I feel sorry for the most. Sure, the kids - it’s always terrible when kids are involved in divorce - but it seems like they’ve had a year already to deal with this so who knows, they may already be over it! But it’s Alex it’s I feel for. Alex is 33 years old. Madonna is 50! Guy was closer to Madonna’s age at 40 and that didn’t work out and he expects a bigger age difference to be the answer. Unlikely. Maybe he thinks that since they’re both from New York it’ll work out. Again, unlikely as Madonna sees herself as something above being a New Yorker or American for that matter. In fact, I secretly believe she hates America!

Can Alex and Madonna have a serious relationship? Have they timed their divorces so that they can really be together? Remember Alex’s wife filed for divorce after growing tired of his ‘extramarital’ affairs. Was Madonna the extra in extramarital?  So many questions.

Well, if anything, let’s hope my new nickname catches on and everyone starts referring to them as A-Madge. That’d be sweet!