Married, Yes

I’m sure you’ve all heard by now that Mariah Carey is officially married to Nick Cannon. They’ve confirmed it and the couple are even on the cover of People Magazine this week. The mag has exclusive photos from the couple’s nuptials and talked to Mariah about her new love. “We really do feel we are soulmates,” she told the magazine, “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.” Hey, I’m no hater, so I can only wish Mariah and Nick the best of luck. I’m liking this older woman, younger man thing going on in Hollywood, I’ll say that much. And yes, folks are already placing bets on when these two are going to get divorced, but I’ll go out on a limb and hope they stay together for a while. Have some babies, Mariah!